I decided to start making a few videos that weren't all about fun and games. The point of the blog was to make people laugh and people think. "Cito Says..." is a new video series to make people think. Hope it's motivating for you and not too preachy or patronising. Enjoy! ...
Because shopping isn't a hobby, it's a skill that takes years of practice. Yeah, I still write on this thing! You're probably bored of seeing my ugly mug and hearing my annoying voice pound your ear drums so let's go back to basics shall we? Today's topic: Shopping. I mean it is that time of year so it only makes sense. And if there's one thing I've learnt about shopping, it's ...
Did that get your attention?... Good. I don't know why this bothered me so much, but it just did. You know how on Facebook you get these posts that are from some randomer you don't even know about how their child is missing, or someone who they know has been attacked or what not. Well yeah normally I just skim past those because I see so many and the stories are all the same. But ...
So, a certain Digital Spy article was recently brought to my attention where they basically ranked every single Pixar film. Now I'm a firm believer that everyone is entitled to their own opinion and that no opinion can ever be wrong. But let me tell you, what a pile of trash this list was. So I thought it only made sense to create the definitive ranking of Pixar films. If you ...
So I've been meaning to write a post about this for a while but I thought to really portray to you how crazy this challenge was it could only be done through a video. So here it is my first ever vlog... actually that's a lie. But it's the first vlog I'm posting on here. The editing is a bit flaky seeing as I don't have the latest editing software because you know... $$$. Not ...
I'm writing this at 2am but will probably post it like the day after. So if you're reading this then I'm in the past, I hope the future is all cool and everything. Anyway I don't normally write posts at such a ridiculous hour but I just have a lot to say, so you know what? I'm gonna go ahead and say it, because I'll tell you this for nothing I have the worst memory ever. So ...
So yeah, what now? Well actually I have a bit of time to figure that out seeing as I stalled my entry into the real world by staying on at uni. Yes that is the real reason why I decided to do a masters, sue me. I graduated the other day and what an ordeal it was. For those of you who are at uni or going to uni in the future you still have this to look forward to. But let me ...
Girls look good..but they're so gross. I want to tell you a story. So as a lot of you know, but if you don't, I work in a club. And I can honestly say I love my job. Except... EXCEPT for times like these... So it was a casual Friday or Saturday night. There I was minding my own business as the tunes were popping outside. But the serenity was cut short when my manager walks ...
Think you've heard enough of present day Byran well take a look at past Byran. I would just like to direct your attention top this poem I wrote a couple of years ago while sitting in the New Jersey wilderness. I intended to share it but never did, so hear it is in all it's glory. Ode to the Mother The world around us is a beautiful place Forever changing, fascinating But why ...
So it seems I spend most of my time bitching about something... so why stop. So we've all been in one of those situations when we're required to make new friends. Whether you've moved school, starting uni or starting a new job, making friends is vital. But how easy is the process? And let me tell you the majority of people out there don't want to be your friend they just want ...
Do you ever get into one of those moods where everything just annoys you... that's me right now hence the post. Things we ALL hate. 1. When you waste your hard earned time holding a door open for someone and they don't even say 2 simple words. 2. When you ask someone how they are and they give you their life story. "Fine" will do. Whether you're fine or not. 3. When you're ...
Disclaimer: The title of this post is not literal "What a morbid title. Why would I want to kill a baby?" Well a part of you must want to if you're reading this, you awful human being. ANYWAY, might not seem like it now but I actually want to talk about something that I have a massive opinion and more relevant than the normal crap I post, and that's children's TV and movies. So ...
If you're thinking of working behind a bar... don't. Unless you're prepared to have these thoughts running through your mind. Don't get me wrong I love working behind a bar but you just get a few people that make you question humanity. These are all real thoughts that have gone through my mind on the job. 1. Why are you only getting your money out now? You had all this time ...
Felt the need to write something, so here we are. Let's bring it back a bit. My last post was a bit crazy so this ones going to be a bit more... boring. Well not boring, but you know what I mean. Hopefully it does something for you. So as you know the world is plagued with expectations and stereotypes. And I've come to learn that I break a lot of peoples expectations of me ...
