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Ode to the Mother

Think you've heard enough of present day Byran well take a look at past Byran. I would just like to direct your attention top this poem I wrote a couple of years ago while sitting in the New Jersey wilderness. I intended to share it but never did, so hear it is in all it's glory. Ode to the Mother The world around us is a beautiful place Forever changing, fascinating But why ...

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The Friend-maker

So it seems I spend most of my time bitching about something... so why stop. So we've all been in one of those situations when we're required to make new friends. Whether you've moved school, starting uni or starting a new job, making friends is vital. But how easy is the process? And let me tell you the majority of people out there don't want to be your friend they just want ...

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34 Things Me and You Hate...

Do you ever get into one of those moods where everything just annoys you... that's me right now hence the post. Things we ALL hate. 1. When you waste your hard earned time holding a door open for someone and they don't even say 2 simple words. 2. When you ask someone how they are and they give you their life story. "Fine" will do. Whether you're fine or not. 3. When you're ...

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Killing the Baby

Disclaimer: The title of this post is not literal "What a morbid title. Why would I want to kill a baby?" Well a part of you must want to if you're reading this, you awful human being. ANYWAY, might not seem like it now but I actually want to talk about something that I have a massive opinion and more relevant than the normal crap I post, and that's children's TV and movies. So ...

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Thoughts Behind a Bar

If you're thinking of working behind a bar... don't. Unless you're prepared to have these thoughts running through your mind. Don't get me wrong I love working behind a bar but you just get a few people that make you question humanity. These are all real thoughts that have gone through my mind on the job. 1. Why are you only getting your money out now? You had all this time ...

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Undercover Geek (Contains 4.0% Alcohol)

Felt the need to write something, so here we are. Let's bring it back a bit. My last post was a bit crazy so this ones going to be a bit more... boring. Well not boring, but you know what I mean. Hopefully it does something for you. So as you know the world is plagued with expectations and stereotypes. And I've come to learn that I break a lot of peoples expectations of me ...

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Quantifiable Love and Toilet Paper

Have you used Aloe Vera toilet paper before... my word! So a lot of you are probably thinking, why is this guy talking about love how cringey of him and the rest of you are think why the f*ck did he start the post talking about aloe vera toilet paper. Well my friends I plan on answering both of them... well I'm going to try whether I do remains to be seen. So quantifiable ...